Author Archives: TheCottonFloozy

About TheCottonFloozy

The Cotton Floozy finds solace in subversive embroidery, clever crochet, and teaching her kids how to be normal in an abnormal society. She finds horrifically awesome things in Utah Valley and shares them here.

FLOOZY FINDS: A Penguin Centipede and a Mysterious Turd

There is this movie. It is called ‘Human Centipede.’ Don’t google it! Unless you have a strong stomach and a penchant for the weird and gross. Which I do. So. I watched this movie on Netflix. I don’t want to … Continue reading

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Floozy Finds: A Famous Friend of Famousness

Today I checked my mail and was elated to find my copy of Utah Valley Magazine. I got busy doing something else (napping) and forgot all about it. When I woke up, I saw this: Weasley was like, ‘bark bark arroooo!’ … Continue reading

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Antidepressants in Utah: The Floozy Pops!

Let’s begin with a little Utah History lesson. Before Utah was even Utah it was ‘discovered’ by some people called Native Americans who called it ‘home.’ Some time after that, a lot of Mormons settled there and called it ‘home … Continue reading

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The Floozy Christmas Gift Guide

It is almost Christmas! If you have procrastinated buying presents, fear not! I have a few great tips that you can learn all about in this . . . . THE FLOOZY CHRISTMAS GIFT GUIDE. GIFT IDEA #1: HOMEMADE DOGGIE … Continue reading

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Floozy Finds: Let the Weird Butterfly Teach us This Wisdom

I was perusing the wonders of The Quilted Bear, when lo! I stumbled upon this beautiful butterfly. Now, some of you may have noticed that the comments got all aflutter in my last post on Creative Dating. A few people, … Continue reading

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