Tag Archives: only in utah

What’s your Perfect Date in Utah County?

Our famed local newspaper, The Daily Herald, wants to know about your favorite date spot/activity in Utah County and why you love it. Here are the details. Submission window ends February 3. I wonder what percentage of those submissions will be … Continue reading

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Welcome to Utah, where Thou Shalt Not Commit Adulthood

Dame Toadstool here with an official response to the Hullabaloo that came out of the woodwork after The Cotton Floozy’s December post about Creative Dating in Utah County. I went out of town a couple hours after it was posted … Continue reading

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Floozy Finds: Utah County Ladies!

Before I get rolling, let me preface by saying that I love you, Utah County ladies. You are hot. I honestly don’t care that you wear sparkly butt jeans and have fake boobs. Own it. I have known many a … Continue reading

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Floozy Finds: White Lady Guilt in Utah County

I like to collect patterns. I own a lot. I probably won’t get around to stitching all of them until the Zombie Apocalypse when there is nothing to do in the downtime (between zombie attacks) except needle-crafting and playing Whist. … Continue reading

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Floozy Finds: McNaughty Art

There are two malls in Utah County. One is The University Mall in Orem and the other one is the Provo Towne Center which is in — wait for it — Provo. The Provo mall is the closest mall to … Continue reading

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