I live in the sticks. Up in the mountains. Here is where I live:
But when I need to visit civilization I go down the mountain to the city of Spanish Fork.
I really like Spanish Fork. It has character. It’s not all perfect schmancy like some other cities in Utah Valley. The women there don’t look like sexbots and the men have actual dirt on their boots.
My favorite thing about Spanish Fork is that every Halloween they decorate Main Street. The local businesses each frankencraft a scarecrow and stake it in the ground in front of their stores.
Here is an example:
and,
Many of the businesses participate in this annual Scarecrow Contest (oh, did I not mention it was a contest yet? my bad.) in hopes of winning the four-foot tall Gold-Encrusted Fork, engraved with the sacred words of El Forko “Se necesita más sal.”
Some of the scarecrows are quite creepy. Like Zion’s Bank here:
This one was also awesome, powered by Substitutiary Locomotion:
But lastly, here is my favorite favorite scarecrow entry! It belongs to the local lingerie and adult novelty store (SEX SHOP!) Dirty Jo Punsters.
Even my mom thought this was funny, so you should be safe:
Check out the adorable undies on the ground!
Stay tuned throughout the week! I will be posting one Spanish Fork scarecrow photo with caption per day!
Happy Halloweenie!
Uh, so that’s interesting that Zion’s Bank is promoting a Victor Victoria thing. I especially love the drawn-in unibrow!
Excellent observation! It’s very progressive of Zion’s Bank to feature androgynous unibrows.