Today I checked my mail and was elated to find my copy of Utah Valley Magazine. I got busy doing something else (napping) and forgot all about it. When I woke up, I saw this:
Just because he's blonde, doesn't mean he doesn't know how to read highbrow literature.
Weasley was like, ‘bark bark arroooo!’ Which translates to, ‘Your super cool friend Jodie Holdman is on pages 52 and 53 right after the obligatory random Osmond family member spotlight!’ And I was like, bark aroooo BARK! Which translates to crazy in any language.
Here at Happy Valley Crafters you know Jodie as Jodie. Or the writer of Real Life with Vintage Jodie. OR if you are really good friends with her, you know her as Miss Sparkly Butt.
MISS SPARKLY BUTT
Unfortunately, the reason why she is in the magazine is not because of her amazing assness, or her famous house which has been featured on How I Met Your Mother and The Ellen Show. She and her Christmassy (see what I did there?) house have been on numerous news programs and even the critically acclaimed TLC show Invasion of The Christmas Lights 2!
No! Jodie was featured in the magazine because of her fantastic Etsy store Real Pretend Vintage. Browse it. You will love it. It is my go-to store for gift-buying.
She's a craftin'!
You can view the magazine better here. Remember! She’s on pages 52 and 53. Also, I think that magazine is indescribably Utah Countyish. Peruse it. You will thank me later if it doesn’t give you an eating disorder.
Way to go, Jodie!
“Which translates to crazy in any language.” So true. Especially when paired with a tiny dog in a curly blonde wig. Wow.
But way to go, Jodie!!! I made sure Marie filed this under the tag “celebrity watch.” Cuz you’re a celebrity, no question. Which explains why you are always dressed extra fancy and beautiful… paparazzi, natch. Gotta be ready.
Yay go go go famous friend with sparkly butt!
Someone needs to go down to that magazine and take a crowbar to the person who decided to add sound to the page-turning animation. It was startling the first couple of times but chalkboard-nailing the next 20!
(dog in wig = best thing I’ve seen all week)
I’m going to start carrying a crowbar in my purse.