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Creative Dating in Utah County!
Perhaps you know all about my life story since it was recently portrayed by Tina Yothers in the acclaimed Lifetime Channel movie: From Kiss Virgin to Floozy: The True Story of a Utah County Craft ‘Ho: The Cotton Floozy. Or … Continue reading
Floozy Finds: Orem Stonehenge, Where the Demons Dwell
There have been many replicas made of Stonehenge. All over the world, using various sizes and materials. There is Banksy’s version made out of portable toilets: And of course, the little teeny tiny one from Spinal Tap: But perhaps, my … Continue reading
Floozy Finds: Utah County Ladies!
Before I get rolling, let me preface by saying that I love you, Utah County ladies. You are hot. I honestly don’t care that you wear sparkly butt jeans and have fake boobs. Own it. I have known many a … Continue reading
Posted in Floozy FInds
Tagged boob jobs, bumpit, only in utah, plastic surgery, utah county
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Floozy Finds: White Lady Guilt in Utah County
I like to collect patterns. I own a lot. I probably won’t get around to stitching all of them until the Zombie Apocalypse when there is nothing to do in the downtime (between zombie attacks) except needle-crafting and playing Whist. … Continue reading
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Tagged days of the week, embroidery, local fail, only in utah, wtf utah
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Floozy Finds: Photo dregs!
I have my ‘Find’ for next Monday, but it’s not quite ready for a blog post. Let’s just say that maybe Utah county is leetle bit whiter than the average loaf. Meanwhile, here are the last few pictures I took … Continue reading