Author Archives: TheCottonFloozy

About TheCottonFloozy

The Cotton Floozy finds solace in subversive embroidery, clever crochet, and teaching her kids how to be normal in an abnormal society. She finds horrifically awesome things in Utah Valley and shares them here.

Floozy Finds: Friday Photo

Posted on October 21, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

I genuinely cannot fathom the amount of time and creativity and all around #1 team work it took to make this scarecrow. So I made one of my own. I’m thinking of staking it in someone’s lawn tonight.

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Floozy Finds: Thursday Photo

Posted on October 20, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

Is this some sort of political statement? Was the noose too offensive to loop around his neck? I can’t figure out if he is holding the noose or is constrained by it. AND WHY IS DUMBLEDORE WEARING SUNGLASSES?

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Floozy Finds: Wednesday Photo

Posted on October 19, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

And you might think that Vanity Smurf here is bringing flowers to the pilloried Smurfette, but you would be wrong. He has just received these flowers from Grouchy Smurf, even though Grouchy knows darn well about Vanity’s undying love for … Continue reading →

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Floozy Finds: Tuesday Photo

Posted on October 18, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

Frankengonzo, Clown Animal, and Kount Kermit. But who is Miss Piggy the Bride of? You tell me.

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Floozy Finds: Experience Spanish Fork!

Posted on October 17, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

I live in the sticks. Up in the mountains. Here is where I live: But when I need to visit civilization I go down the mountain to the city of Spanish Fork. I really like Spanish Fork. It has character. … Continue reading →

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