Author Archives: TheCottonFloozy

About TheCottonFloozy

The Cotton Floozy finds solace in subversive embroidery, clever crochet, and teaching her kids how to be normal in an abnormal society. She finds horrifically awesome things in Utah Valley and shares them here.

Floozy Finds: McNaughty Art

Posted on October 10, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

There are two malls in Utah County. One is The University Mall in Orem and the other one is the Provo Towne Center which is in — wait for it — Provo. The Provo mall is the closest mall to … Continue reading →

Posted in Floozy FInds | Tagged local fail, only in utah | 5 Comments

Floozy Finds: Jimmy’s John

Posted on October 3, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

In Utah County we have heard that there are Other Places. Places beyond our little valley. Sinister places, full of karaoke bars and 7-11’s. Salt Lake County, for example. Armed with nothing but my modest clothing and a can-do attitude, … Continue reading →

Posted in Floozy FInds | Tagged ice cream, local fail, phallic, salt lake city, wtf utah | 7 Comments

Floozy Finds: Family Car Decals, Floozified

Posted on September 26, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

In Utah county we are honking proud of our families. And we want the world to know it. The best way to showboat your family is to dress them all in matching zipperless trousers and/or calico bonnets and then send … Continue reading →

Posted in Floozy FInds | Tagged alternative families in utah, brokeback mountain, car stickers and decals, cotton floozy, family car decals, pimped out minivans, stick figures, utah county | 15 Comments

Floozy Finds: Little Lady Lingerie

Posted on September 19, 2011 by TheCottonFloozy

For the special launch of our new site Happy Valley Crafters, I decided not to break a bottle of champagne across the bow of my laptop, but instead schlepped my way to Provo, Utah, capital of Utah County and spawning … Continue reading →

Posted in Floozy FInds | Tagged lingerie, little lady lingerie, only in utah, provo, quilted bear, utah boudoir | 11 Comments