- Happy Valley Crafters is for sassy, open-minded crafters who live in and around conservative Utah County, Utah. We cope through humor, friendship, and DIY art therapy; here you'll find off-beat craft projects, tutorials, giveaways, and opinionated perspectives on local cultural oddities.
Topics
Archives
Tag Archives: only in utah
What’s your Perfect Date in Utah County?
Our famed local newspaper, The Daily Herald, wants to know about your favorite date spot/activity in Utah County and why you love it. Here are the details. Submission window ends February 3. I wonder what percentage of those submissions will be … Continue reading
Posted in Oh My Heck
Tagged creative dating, daily herald, only in utah, utah county newspaper
3 Comments
Welcome to Utah, where Thou Shalt Not Commit Adulthood
Dame Toadstool here with an official response to the Hullabaloo that came out of the woodwork after The Cotton Floozy’s December post about Creative Dating in Utah County. I went out of town a couple hours after it was posted … Continue reading
Posted in Oh My Heck
Tagged controversy, creative dating, only in utah, poison devil soap
11 Comments
Floozy Finds: Utah County Ladies!
Before I get rolling, let me preface by saying that I love you, Utah County ladies. You are hot. I honestly don’t care that you wear sparkly butt jeans and have fake boobs. Own it. I have known many a … Continue reading
Posted in Floozy FInds
Tagged boob jobs, bumpit, only in utah, plastic surgery, utah county
17 Comments
Floozy Finds: White Lady Guilt in Utah County
I like to collect patterns. I own a lot. I probably won’t get around to stitching all of them until the Zombie Apocalypse when there is nothing to do in the downtime (between zombie attacks) except needle-crafting and playing Whist. … Continue reading
Posted in Floozy FInds
Tagged days of the week, embroidery, local fail, only in utah, wtf utah
10 Comments
Floozy Finds: McNaughty Art
There are two malls in Utah County. One is The University Mall in Orem and the other one is the Provo Towne Center which is in — wait for it — Provo. The Provo mall is the closest mall to … Continue reading